Arbo is a unique individual. What do you think his job is? Guess what, I bet you guessed wrong. OK I’ll tell you. He is a zookeeper, but not an ordinary zookeeper. See what he does is he makes shoes at the same time. He makes shoes for all sorts of animals, including lions. This one time when he was trying to put the shoes on the lion, one of them bit him in the head. This didn’t phase him at all though. His head is made of a steel from the northern coast of France. Those frenchies make some strong steel. The reason he was in France was that one time when he was in a zoo in Paris doing an internship, he got bit by one of the pet werewolves. He thought he’d make himself indestructable and cover his skull in the steel, that way he couldn’t be shot with a silver bullet. He makes shoes because he never gets to wear any, because it is against his religion, and he feels sorry for poor, little, fluffy, creatures of the dark, kind of like himself.