Elmo’s Wives

Jena Distel and Megan Shook

These two girls are the loves of my life. I met them on a recent fishing trip on the northern banks of Alabama. They were sitting together on a beat up old 1937 Ford pickup truck. These bucktooth beauties are the world’s hottest hillbillies, but they are also all mine, STAY AWAY. Hehe just kidding, remember girls don’t like me. The strange thing about these two is that whenever there is a morning dew on the ground, or a frost they turn into tigers just like the one on Megan’s shirt. So it is very good advice to stay away on cold mornings.