This is Joe. He looks like a human but he is really a Polar Bear. He was born in the cold chilly winter of 1937 directly above the South Pole. He grew up hunting fish, but never caught any. Instead of eating fish, Joe would just wait for someone else to eat, the he would eat that person (other Polar Bear) whole! Joe survived by doing this for about 45 years, but then he was arrested by his Polar Bear friends and charged with Murder in the first degree. His punishment was that he was sent to live in the state of Ohio in the USA for the rest of his Polar Bear years. Joe lives in Ohio and shows no signs of dieing anytime soon. Look at him he looks so cuddly, too bad he doesn't like other people so he will not let me give out his e-mail address because he doesn't want you to cuddle with him, even though his is soft and cuddly